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BREAKING NEWS- BREAKING NEWS- BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS......REUTERS....RTE DUBLIN EMERGENCY PRESS RELEASE......
CHIEF PRESS OFFICER FOR DUREX GERMANY "Reinhard Doppleganger" HAS RELEASED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT " A 40 foot container with 30million Durex condoms has been hijacked outside Dublin Ireland,If any Irish person comes across these packets of 3 in for example "A Pub Toilet" please pay special attention to the packaging .
Printed on the side will be!"extra Freude Packung von drei Kondome für Durchschnittsalter Deutsch männlich"
They are highly dangerous for use by anyone other than a German male and may break or split open at any moment! .
A report from local RTE press officer "Barry Fitzroy-O'Ballykissangel" stated that a rumour was circulating that the German Durex technical officer who lives near the Durex factory on the banks of the Liffey had borrowed a tape-rule from a local man after a few pints of guinness because he was quote" confused by Inches" here is the evidence below.....according to Barry's wife Orla most Irishmen have been confused about Inches for years and the Durex spokeman's fears may be unfounded......we wait for updates or babies
