Mood:
lazyTopic: FRIDAY IN THE CAPE
Well there was me taking in the rays and dreaming of a tall glass of cool Chardonnay when my peace got interrupted by a gang of pick axes appearing over the back fence..well then appeared a bunch of guys like the chain gang in "Cool Hand luke" leading the tribe wearing dark glasses and a "Rogue" hat was a big fat afrikaaner...suddenly all hell broke loose as this guy doing an impression of George Kennedy(BOSS) out of Cool Hand Luke blirted out in Afrikaans...well something like "feck feck,lazy,b*stards,,,,,,
From the back came (running) a young Rasta guy with an old guy wearing worn out trainers brandashing a diamond tipped petrol concrete saw.....I thought "off with his head" well anyway they proceeded to cut a hole(trench) in the pavement...I believe this is for fibre optic cable..I'm not sure the word"parallel" exists over here but let's put it this way "I've seen more parallel cracks in the San andreas fault" ..all of a sudden deathly silence prevails.
I suppose you got to blame someone..ok lets blame the English...err ok thats racist ,the Irish, hang on I'm Irish, hmm the whites..nope I'm one of them.can't be my fault. I know we can blame Tony Blairs wife...yep she a snaughty nosed yoghart eating ,sweater knitting do-gooder.. here is the evidence.
9.00am "one minute you see them ,next minute you don't!"
gone!
Vanished!
So what is my point I hear you ask? well it's like this, you see the only guys in the world that can dig a trench in the ground are the Irish...naavies..for example they dug out the canals in England built most of Isambard Kingdom Brunell's railways and bridges...the rest are well ,
"A BUNCH OF LAZY,USELESS FECKERS"
I think it's time for that drink now!
