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Quote of the Day"Humour is always based on a modicum of truth,have you ever heard a joke about a Father-in-Law?"
Thursday, 16 October 2008
SAND IN YOUR PANTS
Mood:  amorous
Topic: SEX ON THE BEACH

 

A British man and woman have been jailed for three months for having sex on a beach in Dubai.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  Vince Acors gets three months

Vince Acors, 34, and Michelle Palmer, 36, met at an all-you-can-drink champagne brunch just hours before their arrest.

Prosecutors said they were seen having sex on Jumeirah Beach after being dropped off by a taxi in the early hours of July 5.

But Palmer, from Oakham, Rutland,who was sacked from her emirate job as a publishing executive, claimed they were "just kissing and hugging".

The pair, who denied offences of unmarried sex and public indecency, were convicted in their absence at Dubai's Court of First Instance.

Judge Hamdi Abul Kharr fined them 1,000 dirham (around £155) and said they would be deported from the United Arab Emirates after they have served their sentence.

I must admit he should feel lucky,usually the Dubai officials chop things off ! I suppose the fact he’s an Englishman made that a bit difficult. Well maybe size does matter after all?

As for Michelle ,well 3 months is a piece of cake .Back in the UK most females get 9 months after “sex on the beach”.

Next time maybe they should consider Mexico,afterall “what goes on in Mexico stays in Mexico”

 


Posted by fourthxjuly at 9:58 AM MEST
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